"Black Mirror" Vibes. Can Someone Clarify?

The latest upgrade from the Whoop 4 to the Whoop 5 and then is the MG different again?

I have ADHD and I literally cannot get my head around the upgrade process. All I saw by the end of it was I owed Whoop £350!!!

I really need someone to clarify to me in simple terms what on Earth is going on?

Due to my ADHD I bought an additional battery charger so I now have TWO battery chargers to ensure I never lose charge - no longer compatible.

I have no idea whether the new charger works - is better and if so - how on Earth can it be better? The last one was brilliant so can someone point me to a page that explains the battery charging concept?

The main issue I have is I bought into Whoop and DIDNT buy an Apple Watch - despite owning an Iphone and typing to you now on a Mac - PURELY to avoid the BS you get with apple upgrades and buy into a “serious” fitness product that avoids all the tacky con tricks.

So do I throw this thing in the bin and buy an Apple Watch?

I bought the Whoop just after Christmas and I also paid extra for a RUBBISH and EXPENSIVE “sport band” that I see no value in and use the regular one.

I was about to post a 1 star review on trustpilot and be done with it but then I noticed there has been a major backlash (thank god but how could they be surprised and it proves their real intent - whatever I am told its clear they cant be trusted).

So… I would like to beneift from the features of the Whoop 5 (and MG whatever the hell that is) and could someone clearly explain if that is possible for me and what it will cost?